Time out for a laugh!

Miriam Feinstein wanted shared this with our members:

#1 – Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice. 
#2 – “In Style” are the clothes that still fit. 
 #3 – You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off. 
 #4 – Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work. 
 #5 – The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.” 
 #6 – “On time” is when you get there. 
 #7 – Even duct tape can’t fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound. 
 #8 – It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle- free and three sizes smaller?   
 #9 – Lately, you’ve noticed people your age are so much older than you. 
 #10 – Growing old should have taken longer. 
#11 – Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up.  #12 – You still haven’t learned to act your age and hope you never will. 
 And one more: 
 “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.